10 Funny Bad Date Stories

Some people have gone on an amazing date and realized that they've found the one. These people did not.

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1. Stuffed bear

It’s 2001, so VHS & chill at this girl’s dorm room.

My first time over there, and there is this giant bear on the bed. Like, got the softball in the milk jug at the carnival first try tier bear. It occupies 50% of the surface area.

I say “whoa, how’d you score that bear?”

Her: “I don’t know…”

Me: “Wot?”

Her: “I don’t know”

A few minutes go by.

Me: “You don’t know?”

Her: “Yeah.”

Me: “Ok, look. It’s ok if it’s from an ex. I don’t care if you stole it. I’ll believe almost anything you tell me at this point. But there is no way in hell you’re going to tell me you don’t know where that giant bear is from. I had a stuffed dinosaur 1/4 that size that I got when I was 6 and I could tell you every detail about how I got it.”

Her: “Well good for you. But I don’t know how I got it. Are you going to be able to let this go?”

Me: (looks at bear, bear stares back, eyes full of secrets) “I don’t think I can” (walk out)

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